America Kicks Ass: Poppin’ America

Kavahn talks about one of the most American-made products out there, bubble wrap.

By: Kavahn Mansouri
-Editor-In-Chief-

Nothing screams liberty more than the crisp popping sound found only afte a large package arrives on a home’s front porch. As Americans open the package they throw their iPads and laptops to the side and joyfully partake in the glorious American-made product that so many patriots love so passionately.

Bubble wrap. It is by all means an invention that will go down in American history as the most enjoyable of packing products. Invented in 1957 by Alfred Fielding and Marc Chavannes bubble wrap has been a pastime for men and women of all ages for years.

But why not take it further? The next step is to invent red, white and blue bubble wrap that pops bald eagle screams. This could be a $1 billion product. Why not? In times like this we need more American products that are not only American-made but also are literally American themed.

Grab your American flag pants. Put them on. Order an iPad. Throw it away. Grab the bubble wrap. POP IT.